The TEE for the answer you already know!
PRE-ORDERS close Sunday 4 October, 9pm.
This tee didn't come from a mood board. It came from the moment I chose myself — on top of decades of saying yes to things that were fine. Now I say yes to what terrifies me and brings me joy — and no to everything else. If you're wearing it, chances are you know that moment too.
It's the sentence you say out loud once — in the Bunnings car park, handing the kids over to your ex, or right after you blocked the guy who sent a nude on the first date — and mean it for the first time in years.
How to wear it
Alone, on a Friday, doing something you said you’d never do. To the school run when you haven't washed your hair. Under a blazer to the meeting you’re about to ask for more money. On the flight you booked solo, window seat.
What's in it
100% combed cotton. AS Colour Staple Tee. No apologies. Screen printed, not vinyl — this survives more washes than your last relationship did. Pink with cabernet print, white with navy, or white with siren red.
++ White sample shots coming this week. Same tee, same print, different mood++
Designed and printed in Sydney's East, by a family-run local business — not shipped in from overseas.
PRE-ORDER only. Printed to the number of orders in this window — no stockpiles, what you order is what gets made.
Sizing note
Unisex. Regular Fit. Runs true to size — size up if you want room to move. Also fits blokes. Tell him to get his own.
Measurements (garment, laid flat, cm) : XS - 46/67. S - 47/71. M - 52/75. L - 56.5/78.5. XL - 61/82. XXL - 64/83.5. Width is measured armpit to armpit - double it for full chest circumference. Length is measured top of shoulder to bottom.
Model (that’s me) is wearing an XS.
Shipping & returns
Why the deadline? Because the printer needs one number. There are no bullshit countdowns dressed up as urgency here. This is a Made to Order product. Pre-orders close Sunday 4 October, 9pm. Then I print.
When you'll get it : Printed after pre-orders close, then straight to you.
Returns: Printed to order, so no change-of-mind returns or exchanges. There's no spare stock to swap into. If your tee arrives faulty, email me and I'll make it right.
Ships to Australia, NZ, the US, UK and worldwide. International orders may attract customs duties or import tax on arrival. That's your country's customs office charging it, not BirdBoss.
Email hello@birdboss.com.au for any queries.
Rockstar photography by Ollie @ollies.media
The TEE for the answer you already know!
PRE-ORDERS close Sunday 4 October, 9pm.
This tee didn't come from a mood board. It came from the moment I chose myself — on top of decades of saying yes to things that were fine. Now I say yes to what terrifies me and brings me joy — and no to everything else. If you're wearing it, chances are you know that moment too.
It's the sentence you say out loud once — in the Bunnings car park, handing the kids over to your ex, or right after you blocked the guy who sent a nude on the first date — and mean it for the first time in years.
How to wear it
Alone, on a Friday, doing something you said you’d never do. To the school run when you haven't washed your hair. Under a blazer to the meeting you’re about to ask for more money. On the flight you booked solo, window seat.
What's in it
100% combed cotton. AS Colour Staple Tee. No apologies. Screen printed, not vinyl — this survives more washes than your last relationship did. Pink with cabernet print, white with navy, or white with siren red.
++ White sample shots coming this week. Same tee, same print, different mood++
Designed and printed in Sydney's East, by a family-run local business — not shipped in from overseas.
PRE-ORDER only. Printed to the number of orders in this window — no stockpiles, what you order is what gets made.
Sizing note
Unisex. Regular Fit. Runs true to size — size up if you want room to move. Also fits blokes. Tell him to get his own.
Measurements (garment, laid flat, cm) : XS - 46/67. S - 47/71. M - 52/75. L - 56.5/78.5. XL - 61/82. XXL - 64/83.5. Width is measured armpit to armpit - double it for full chest circumference. Length is measured top of shoulder to bottom.
Model (that’s me) is wearing an XS.
Shipping & returns
Why the deadline? Because the printer needs one number. There are no bullshit countdowns dressed up as urgency here. This is a Made to Order product. Pre-orders close Sunday 4 October, 9pm. Then I print.
When you'll get it : Printed after pre-orders close, then straight to you.
Returns: Printed to order, so no change-of-mind returns or exchanges. There's no spare stock to swap into. If your tee arrives faulty, email me and I'll make it right.
Ships to Australia, NZ, the US, UK and worldwide. International orders may attract customs duties or import tax on arrival. That's your country's customs office charging it, not BirdBoss.
Email hello@birdboss.com.au for any queries.
Rockstar photography by Ollie @ollies.media
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